Payne Pet Peeves

I thought it would be a good idea to put up a post warning the world of what will drive us Paynes up the wall. I definitely have a lot more than David, I just can't think of them all right now. Enjoy

David's

Chewing with mouth open.
"I don't want to hear what you're eating!"

Slurping.
Aimee- "Oh shoot, I slurp all the time!" (said jokingly)

David- "Yes, yes you do."

Aimee- "What do I slurp?" (said curiously)

David- "Your soup, your cereal, apples..."

Girls wearing flip-flops in the winter
"Did you wake up and leave your brain on your pillow?"

Professors who only read what's on the slide
"I am very capable of reading myself, thank you. If I wanted to be read to I would have gone to story time."

Aimee

"Are you ready?" "Yeah, I just need to..."
THEN YOU'RE NOT READY.

Girls that get married in the TEMPLE then post pictures of their honeymoon and they're wearing a bikini.
You know better.

My computer.
Everything about it.

"THAT" kid.
You know, the one who challenges everything the teacher says. He finishes the tests in 7 minutes (really, we timed him). He always has a dictionary answer... Seriously? Go on a date.